Hi. I’m Mateo.

I’ve been waiting and waiting for the day to come when I finally get out of the DOG CRATE!!!! This is horrible. Hannah is hogging all of the cookies, and the tuna, and she gets to go out on the catio, and I am either behind bars or locked up in the craft room with the Mother of Cats. She has all the good jumping places blocked off, and I don’t get to have any fun at all!!!!
She has been doing lots of stuff to make sure I never, ever get sick like this again. She bought treats for furball prevention. She bought some new grooming gloves and combs and stuff like that. She bought new food. She got some CAT CLIPPERS to trim down some of my fur. She got rid of most of her plants that stay in the house, and someday, soon, I will get to run free again.

The Mother of Cats has done all of these things, but she still worried about what might have been the cause of my bowel obstruction, especially since the vet said there was fur, hard things, and some green plant matter. She has gone crazy trying to figure it out…

The Mother of Cats brought Hannah back into the house, and Hannah immediately showed the Mother of Cats how she escaped… (Hannah… you are a betraying rat!!! The escape route was MY SECRET!!!!!)

As you can see, the window is right at the level of the rose garden, and by lifting the screen loose without putting a hole in it the Mother of Cats didn’t understand that it was a SECRET DOOR!! From inside the house it looks normal. She has been opening and closing that window a few inches every day to let a little fresh air into the house, and she never ever figured out what was going on until HANNAH gave the game away. Oh, boy, was the Mother of Cats upset! She had just given away a bunch of her plants…

Ha! I spent a couple of nights running around, snacking on the backyard wildlife and eating lots of grass without the Mother of Cats even having a clue of what was up. I came back into the house to grab treats and to take naps, and if she called me (tuna time!) I was always right on time. She was shocked to discover all the cushions knocked off the downstair loveseat the morning before I got sick (I was playing with my dinner…), and she wondered what killed a rabbit in the back yard, but still… clueless, right? It was the perfect gig right up until the moment that Hannah (THAT RAT!!!!!!) gave the game away.
Now the secret door is slammed shut. Hannah is the one that should be in the dog crate for being so unloyal, but no… I am still living there most of the day. The Mother of Cats is simultaneously relieved and furious about the little door to the great world outside.
Hopefully, she will be over it by Friday, which is when I get released from incarceration.

The Mother of Cats has ideas on how to kitty proof the window, but for now it is staying shut. Hannah is really disappointed that the good times are over. The Mother of Cats is threatening to make me sleep in the DOG CRATE at night for another week, and I’m not so sure that the surgical recovery suit is coming off yet.
This is Mateo, signing off.
Note from the Mother of Cats:
This Mateo’s Gotcha Day: I found him at a cat rescue shelter exactly 4 years ago. Doesn’t he look like a little CoalBear in his first photo?



































































































